Robert Pires is a big cheater. Discuss

Robert Pires is a big cheater. Discuss. You can't cos I haven't got a comments board. May re-instate false offer of prize to entice information out of people (Phill, this means you!)

Made to laugh hysterically yesterday by the middle eight in a half-man half-biscuit track - Something along the lines of "If I ruled the world I'd shoot defenders who applaud linesmen when they give offside." That's proper blogging I reckon - a half-man half-biscuit reference. Am worried, incidentally that half-man half-biscuit may become an apt name for me as my relationship with Fox's Ginger Creams and Chocolate fudge creams continues...

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